Hindsight and 2020
I’m twenty-five pounds overweight. I have a stomach. Not a...
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Beach and the Gulf of Mexico on this side of...
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Yesterday when I checked the National Debt Clock was $20,493,703,619,404....
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This is the statue coronation speech I wanted to use,...
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You’re on your way down to the pool, where you’ll...
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